1 00:00:05,535 --> 00:00:07,450 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:35,609 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:54,628 --> 00:00:56,804 GREEN: Wow, it's just like that time 4 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:59,154 on the worm farm when I got caught in the worm silo 5 00:00:59,284 --> 00:01:00,764 - and I had a crush on my neighbor... - CYAN: Echo. 6 00:01:00,938 --> 00:01:02,810 - And I wanted... - YELLOW: What are you doing, Cyan? 7 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:04,202 CYAN: Oh, I thought maybe there'd be an echo 8 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:05,726 because the lights are out. 9 00:01:05,856 --> 00:01:07,162 BLACK: That doesn't sound right, 10 00:01:07,292 --> 00:01:09,773 but we can test that hypothesis. 11 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:11,427 - BLACK: Echo. - CYAN: Echo. - GREEN: ...so I decided 12 00:01:11,601 --> 00:01:13,037 - not to kiss any worms. - BLACK: Holy crap, it worked. 13 00:01:14,212 --> 00:01:15,692 PURPLE: My fishmate Heracles is dead 14 00:01:15,779 --> 00:01:17,302 and the oxygen system is down 15 00:01:17,433 --> 00:01:19,435 and we need to fix it now before we all die! 16 00:01:19,566 --> 00:01:21,437 GREEN: So, yeah, I decided not to kiss any worms 17 00:01:21,568 --> 00:01:24,266 because I didn't know if kissing new worms would be adultery. 18 00:01:24,396 --> 00:01:26,094 CYAN: Your fishmate is dead? 19 00:01:26,224 --> 00:01:28,270 YELLOW: I didn't even know you had an alive fishmate 20 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,924 until right now, 21 00:01:30,011 --> 00:01:32,883 but the grief is so immense that it's left me numb. 22 00:01:33,014 --> 00:01:35,799 I mean, literally can't feel my fingers. [Chuckles] 23 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:39,150 Look at this. Look at this. 24 00:01:39,237 --> 00:01:42,284 PURPLE: [retches] It's just a fishmate, it's fine. 25 00:01:42,458 --> 00:01:43,851 - CYAN: It's not fine. - The more important thing 26 00:01:44,025 --> 00:01:46,157 is for you all to come with me to the Oxygen Room 27 00:01:46,288 --> 00:01:49,073 so we can get you in your right minds again. 28 00:01:53,687 --> 00:01:55,384 RED [slurring]: Whoa, there, Purple. 29 00:01:55,471 --> 00:01:58,866 You're doing the cap... uh, uh... oh, no, I'm the captain. 30 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,607 I'm the captain here, 31 00:02:00,737 --> 00:02:04,741 and I captain you all to do for the oxygen house. 32 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:07,744 [all moaning] 33 00:02:09,790 --> 00:02:11,008 [Red chuckles] 34 00:02:13,707 --> 00:02:17,058 RED: I'm leading. It's good to leading. 35 00:02:17,188 --> 00:02:18,755 - Oh, uh, this way. - [all moaning] 36 00:02:20,452 --> 00:02:23,194 PURPLE: Okay, take a deep breath, everyone. 37 00:02:23,325 --> 00:02:25,153 [all inhaling sharply] 38 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,721 [air hissing] 39 00:02:27,851 --> 00:02:31,551 - PURPLE: ...and release. - [all exhale] 40 00:02:31,725 --> 00:02:33,509 All right, how are we feeling? Is everyone okay? 41 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:34,641 - YELLOW: Yeah. - RED: Yeah. CYAN: I felt normal 42 00:02:34,771 --> 00:02:36,251 the whole time. 43 00:02:36,381 --> 00:02:38,296 PURPLE: Oxygen deprivation leads to hypoxia. 44 00:02:38,427 --> 00:02:41,952 That's why we let ourselves get so loopy. 45 00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:43,388 CYAN: I can't believe we didn't know 46 00:02:43,519 --> 00:02:45,042 we were all running out of oxygen. 47 00:02:45,129 --> 00:02:47,392 GREEN: Hey, so, silly question, I don't know... 48 00:02:47,523 --> 00:02:49,090 I didn't mention anything about, like, 49 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:50,657 worm kissing or anything, did I? 50 00:02:50,787 --> 00:02:52,093 BLACK: Oh, did you ever. 51 00:02:52,223 --> 00:02:53,834 - [Green hyperventilating] - [air hissing] 52 00:02:53,921 --> 00:02:55,444 I-I just didn't want to be a home-wrecker. 53 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:57,315 Uh, worm-wrecker... uh, home-worm. 54 00:02:57,489 --> 00:02:59,448 - [nervous chuckle] - PURPLE: Stop. That oxygen 55 00:02:59,535 --> 00:03:00,754 will keep our minds clear for another, 56 00:03:00,884 --> 00:03:03,060 I don't know, eight minutes and 44 seconds. 57 00:03:03,191 --> 00:03:04,932 - We need to fix this fast. - BLACK: Don't know how we're going 58 00:03:05,062 --> 00:03:06,760 to fix it without the lights. 59 00:03:06,890 --> 00:03:08,544 YELLOW: Hey, what happened to the lights, anyway? 60 00:03:08,675 --> 00:03:10,372 CYAN: Maybe the lights need oxygen to breathe, too. 61 00:03:10,459 --> 00:03:11,678 BLACK [sighing]: Cyan... 62 00:03:11,808 --> 00:03:13,288 RED: Let's all calm down. 63 00:03:13,418 --> 00:03:15,856 Look, they were definitely both freak accidents. 64 00:03:15,943 --> 00:03:18,902 Honestly, Purps, it was probably your fishmate. 65 00:03:19,076 --> 00:03:22,732 PURPLE: Can we please stop talking about Heracles? 66 00:03:22,819 --> 00:03:25,561 RED: These systems aren't designed for any foreign entities, 67 00:03:25,735 --> 00:03:28,216 so your illegal fishmate probably gunked it up 68 00:03:28,346 --> 00:03:30,261 with all of their long poops. 69 00:03:30,435 --> 00:03:32,829 PURPLE: Long poop... we didn't get an alert about oxygen being low. 70 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,788 - There's something else. - RED: I'm just saying, 71 00:03:34,918 --> 00:03:37,617 it's against the rules to smuggle any petmates on board, 72 00:03:37,791 --> 00:03:41,142 so without them, our oxygen supply would have been fine. 73 00:03:41,272 --> 00:03:42,926 If you hadn't been so selfish, your fishmate 74 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:44,885 - would still be alive. - Oh! So now it's my fault? 75 00:03:45,015 --> 00:03:46,756 RED: It is your fault. 76 00:03:46,887 --> 00:03:48,976 - We have rules for a reason. - Oh, look at big Captain Red, 77 00:03:49,106 --> 00:03:51,108 - deflecting the blame again... - RED: And having an antiauthoritarian streak 78 00:03:51,239 --> 00:03:52,806 - doesn't make you better... - ...just like MIRA taught you to do. 79 00:03:52,936 --> 00:03:54,372 - PURPLE: You bootlicking worm. - ...than the rest of us. 80 00:03:54,503 --> 00:03:56,374 GREEN: Whoa. Let's not go bad-mouthing worms. 81 00:03:56,548 --> 00:03:58,420 - RED: ...really not a huge deal. - PURPLE: You haven't changed at all. 82 00:03:58,550 --> 00:03:59,900 PURPLE: I wish you were dead! 83 00:03:59,987 --> 00:04:01,379 - [gasps] - [all gasp] 84 00:04:01,510 --> 00:04:03,338 PURPLE: [stammers] I... 85 00:04:03,468 --> 00:04:04,905 RED: Purple, that's enough. 86 00:04:05,035 --> 00:04:06,558 This is your captain speaking. 87 00:04:06,689 --> 00:04:08,778 We're splitting into groups and fixing our ship. 88 00:04:08,909 --> 00:04:10,780 Yellow, Cyan, Black, 89 00:04:10,954 --> 00:04:13,087 get to Electrical and turn on the lights, stat. 90 00:04:13,174 --> 00:04:15,089 I'm going to Admin to enter one side 91 00:04:15,176 --> 00:04:16,656 of the oxygen override code 92 00:04:16,786 --> 00:04:18,788 to get our systems back up and running. 93 00:04:18,919 --> 00:04:21,138 Green, Brown, Purple, you stay here 94 00:04:21,269 --> 00:04:24,054 and enter the other override code once I get to Admin. 95 00:04:24,185 --> 00:04:26,796 - Got it? - PURPLE: Uh, you're putting me in time-out? 96 00:04:26,927 --> 00:04:29,843 RED: No. Uh, actually, yes. 97 00:04:29,973 --> 00:04:31,453 GREEN: Does that mean Brown and I are in time-out, too? 98 00:04:31,583 --> 00:04:33,237 RED: No, uh... yes. 99 00:04:33,411 --> 00:04:35,631 Uh, you're time-out-adjacent. 100 00:04:35,762 --> 00:04:37,807 Keep your eye on that keypad. 101 00:04:37,938 --> 00:04:39,591 You three get going. 102 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:42,333 I am good at being captain, okay? 103 00:04:42,420 --> 00:04:44,248 And I'm good at being alive. 104 00:04:44,422 --> 00:04:47,991 And I'm especially good at being both at once. 105 00:04:50,211 --> 00:04:52,343 No biggie! 106 00:04:57,392 --> 00:04:59,568 [Purple sighs] 107 00:05:03,398 --> 00:05:05,530 BLACK: I can't believe we almost died back there. 108 00:05:05,661 --> 00:05:07,358 CYAN: I felt like we were really breaking 109 00:05:07,445 --> 00:05:09,230 some new ground interpersonally. 110 00:05:09,317 --> 00:05:11,014 BLACK: I used to think death was really beautiful. 111 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,582 Turns out, it's just a bunch of vibrant colors 112 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:16,454 and feeling like I belong. Disgusting. 113 00:05:16,628 --> 00:05:19,283 CYAN: But it was nice that we were all getting along so well, right? 114 00:05:19,457 --> 00:05:21,546 BLACK: Cyan, of course we were getting along so well, 115 00:05:21,677 --> 00:05:24,288 my brain was at 20% oxygen. 116 00:05:24,419 --> 00:05:26,203 I would have gotten along with one of Green's kiss worms. 117 00:05:26,377 --> 00:05:27,770 [Cyan gasps] 118 00:05:27,901 --> 00:05:29,032 [Black grunts] 119 00:05:29,206 --> 00:05:31,339 Uh, what are you doing? 120 00:05:31,469 --> 00:05:34,646 CYAN: What am I doing? What are you doing, Black? 121 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:37,737 - BLACK: What? - You've been horrible to me this whole trip. 122 00:05:37,867 --> 00:05:39,477 BLACK: It's not a trip, it's a job. 123 00:05:39,608 --> 00:05:42,785 CYAN: All you ever say is, "Cyan shouldn't be here this" 124 00:05:42,916 --> 00:05:44,874 and "Cyan was a budget hire that," 125 00:05:45,048 --> 00:05:46,963 and I don't deserve it. 126 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:49,792 It's not my fault you hate rocks now. 127 00:05:49,923 --> 00:05:52,055 And you know what? I'm not bad at my job. 128 00:05:52,229 --> 00:05:54,841 I like my job, 129 00:05:54,971 --> 00:05:56,277 and I'm good at doing it. 130 00:05:56,407 --> 00:05:58,670 Yeah, I've been taking notes 131 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:01,673 and checking vibes and researching Ore 132 00:06:01,804 --> 00:06:05,503 while you won't even take a second look at Ore-Plus, 133 00:06:05,634 --> 00:06:07,854 even though it's special. 134 00:06:07,984 --> 00:06:11,074 It's special ore. That's what "plus" means! 135 00:06:11,248 --> 00:06:14,208 BLACK: It's all gonna get melted down anyway, who cares? 136 00:06:14,295 --> 00:06:16,906 CYAN: You cares! You should cares! 137 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,040 But you don't cares about anything anymore. 138 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:24,000 I can fix the lights by myself. [crying] 139 00:06:26,046 --> 00:06:28,048 BLACK: Geez. What was that all about? 140 00:06:28,135 --> 00:06:30,877 Fixing the lights requires two competent crewmates. 141 00:06:31,007 --> 00:06:32,269 That's why Red had to send three of us. 142 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,663 YELLOW: Well, you've been kind of an a-hole. 143 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:37,144 - BLACK: What? - YELLOW: I didn't always like Brown. 144 00:06:37,318 --> 00:06:39,624 In fact, I was a real spicy meatball. 145 00:06:39,755 --> 00:06:41,757 Too many cooks in the kitchen, right? 146 00:06:41,931 --> 00:06:43,411 What's another chef gonna do that I can't? 147 00:06:43,498 --> 00:06:45,369 BLACK: Exactly. Wait... 148 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:48,677 But Brown listens to me. Brown keeps me grounded. 149 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:50,157 When we stand on each other's shoulders, 150 00:06:50,287 --> 00:06:51,811 literally and metaphorically, 151 00:06:51,985 --> 00:06:54,161 we can reach the real high-quality guanciale, 152 00:06:54,291 --> 00:06:55,553 literally and metaphorically. 153 00:06:55,684 --> 00:06:56,946 And we all know the best guanciale lives 154 00:06:57,077 --> 00:06:58,948 on the top shelf, because the top shelf is where 155 00:06:59,079 --> 00:07:00,645 the air pressure is the least likely to interfere 156 00:07:00,776 --> 00:07:01,908 with the meat's depth of flavor. 157 00:07:01,995 --> 00:07:02,996 Plus, when you factor in humidity... 158 00:07:03,126 --> 00:07:04,693 BLACK: What are you even talking about? 159 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:06,956 YELLOW: See? This is why I need Brown. 160 00:07:07,043 --> 00:07:09,176 - BLACK: Where are you going? - YELLOW: Got to fix the lights. 161 00:07:09,350 --> 00:07:11,569 BLACK: Yeah, you're right, let's go. 162 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:12,919 YELLOW: Said it yourself. 163 00:07:13,049 --> 00:07:15,356 Just need two competent crewmates. 164 00:07:15,486 --> 00:07:17,401 We'll be fine. 165 00:07:20,404 --> 00:07:22,058 ♪ ♪ 166 00:07:27,324 --> 00:07:28,848 GREEN: Permission to be vulnerable? 167 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,154 [Purple sighs] 168 00:07:31,328 --> 00:07:33,200 GREEN: Okay, here I go. 169 00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:36,420 Um, I grew up around a lot of animals. 170 00:07:36,594 --> 00:07:37,508 Mostly worms. 171 00:07:37,682 --> 00:07:39,075 What I'm trying to say is, 172 00:07:39,206 --> 00:07:41,469 I know what it's like to lose a petmate. 173 00:07:41,599 --> 00:07:43,775 [stammers] It might not seem like a big deal to other folks, 174 00:07:43,950 --> 00:07:45,995 but... are you okay? 175 00:07:47,997 --> 00:07:49,520 - Purple? - PURPLE: Huh? 176 00:07:49,651 --> 00:07:51,392 Yeah, sure. I'm fine. 177 00:07:51,522 --> 00:07:54,003 GREEN: Purple... I know you're going through a lot 178 00:07:54,134 --> 00:07:55,613 because of Heracles, and on top of that, 179 00:07:55,744 --> 00:07:57,093 whatever's going on between you and Red, 180 00:07:57,180 --> 00:08:00,401 so... I give you permission to be vulnerable. 181 00:08:00,531 --> 00:08:01,750 Tell me about... 182 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:03,404 PURPLE: I said I'm fine. 183 00:08:04,971 --> 00:08:07,408 Everything's fine. 184 00:08:07,538 --> 00:08:09,410 You know what? I'm not fine. 185 00:08:09,584 --> 00:08:13,109 Crewmates are dying, and maybe Heracles... 186 00:08:13,196 --> 00:08:14,502 [forlorn groan] 187 00:08:14,632 --> 00:08:17,026 If I hadn't brought them... 188 00:08:17,157 --> 00:08:19,768 This mission has been really stressful 189 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:20,769 and I'm having a really bad time 190 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,684 and it's all because Red... 191 00:08:22,771 --> 00:08:24,251 [sighs] 192 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,122 ♪ ♪ 193 00:08:27,645 --> 00:08:30,997 We were actually interns together, back in the day. 194 00:08:32,085 --> 00:08:34,914 We were both so happy to have somebody to work with, 195 00:08:35,044 --> 00:08:37,481 someone to rely on. 196 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:40,093 We didn't know it at the time, but the whole place was 197 00:08:40,223 --> 00:08:44,880 understaffed, underfunded, basically running on fumes. 198 00:08:45,054 --> 00:08:47,317 When the reactor started melting down, 199 00:08:47,448 --> 00:08:51,756 Red and I did all we could, but we were just two interns. 200 00:08:51,843 --> 00:08:53,802 It wasn't up to us. 201 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:56,065 Nothing was working. 202 00:08:58,241 --> 00:09:02,115 Somehow, nobody died, but the nuclear fallout 203 00:09:02,245 --> 00:09:06,075 made the whole colony uninhabitable. 204 00:09:06,206 --> 00:09:08,991 All because MIRA wanted to cut corners. 205 00:09:09,122 --> 00:09:10,601 Everyone had to leave. 206 00:09:10,688 --> 00:09:12,560 And the crewmates were displaced. 207 00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:15,955 It wasn't like MIRA was gonna help them relocate. 208 00:09:16,129 --> 00:09:18,000 The company wanted to cover it up. 209 00:09:18,131 --> 00:09:21,090 I wanted to blow the whistle, but Red... 210 00:09:21,221 --> 00:09:23,092 [sighs] 211 00:09:23,266 --> 00:09:25,312 Red stayed silent. 212 00:09:25,486 --> 00:09:27,314 So I got the boot, 213 00:09:27,444 --> 00:09:30,578 and as the cherry on top of the nuclear waste sundae, 214 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:34,364 MIRA made sure no one else would hire me after that. 215 00:09:34,495 --> 00:09:37,715 So the only reason I'm here, the only reason I have any job, 216 00:09:37,846 --> 00:09:41,893 is because of Red's... I don't know... pity handout? 217 00:09:42,024 --> 00:09:43,895 I guess I should be grateful, but I... 218 00:09:45,941 --> 00:09:49,118 ...I hate that I'm working for MIRA again. 219 00:09:49,249 --> 00:09:51,773 And all Red can talk about is how amazing they are. 220 00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:55,298 Red doesn't even seem to care. 221 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:58,388 And I don't know how I'm supposed to feel, but... 222 00:09:58,519 --> 00:10:02,566 I don't think I'm ready to forgive Red just yet. 223 00:10:04,351 --> 00:10:06,657 GREEN: Oh! They must have fixed the lights. 224 00:10:06,744 --> 00:10:09,530 - [alarm beeping] - PURPLE: [gasps] Huh? 225 00:10:11,271 --> 00:10:12,968 [clears throat] 226 00:10:13,099 --> 00:10:15,231 And it seems like Red made it to the other keypad safely. 227 00:10:15,362 --> 00:10:16,754 All right, here we go. 228 00:10:16,885 --> 00:10:18,452 [mumbling]: One, two, three, four, five. 229 00:10:18,582 --> 00:10:20,149 - [keypad buzzes] - Huh? 230 00:10:20,323 --> 00:10:21,585 GREEN: What's going on? 231 00:10:23,674 --> 00:10:24,719 [Purple gasps] 232 00:10:24,849 --> 00:10:25,850 GREEN: What is it? 233 00:10:25,981 --> 00:10:27,069 PURPLE: This is why we never got 234 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,288 an alert about oxygen levels. 235 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,377 The wire. It's been cut. 236 00:10:30,507 --> 00:10:32,074 GREEN: Ah! 237 00:10:38,298 --> 00:10:40,735 [Purple grunting] 238 00:10:40,865 --> 00:10:42,563 Okay, that should do it. 239 00:10:45,174 --> 00:10:47,176 COMPUTER: Systems online. 240 00:10:48,612 --> 00:10:51,485 PURPLE: [relieved sigh] Oxygen's working. 241 00:10:51,615 --> 00:10:52,747 [all shout] 242 00:10:52,921 --> 00:10:55,010 BLACK: Sup, losers. And Purple. 243 00:10:55,141 --> 00:10:56,968 - GREEN: I thought you were an alien. - BLACK: What? 244 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:59,101 PURPLE: Hang on. Where is everyone else? 245 00:10:59,232 --> 00:11:00,755 [stammers] Where are Yellow and Cyan? 246 00:11:00,842 --> 00:11:02,365 BLACK: Oh, they got all huffy 247 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,714 and said they'd take care of the lights themselves. 248 00:11:03,845 --> 00:11:04,933 RED: What you talking about? 249 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:06,369 - ALL: Ah! - BLACK: Work stuff. 250 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,590 RED: Uh, okay, well, everything's back online now. 251 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:12,332 All thanks to my delegation and leadership efforts. 252 00:11:12,462 --> 00:11:14,116 [chuckles] I told you I was good at this. 253 00:11:14,203 --> 00:11:15,900 PURPLE: Actually, it's not that simple. 254 00:11:16,031 --> 00:11:17,337 RED: Look, Purple, 255 00:11:17,424 --> 00:11:19,426 I know you've had an "emotional" day, but... 256 00:11:19,556 --> 00:11:21,602 PURPLE: The oxygen system didn't just break on its own. 257 00:11:21,732 --> 00:11:23,430 RED: What are you talking about? 258 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,258 GREEN [French accent]: There's a saboteur onbeurd! 259 00:11:26,563 --> 00:11:28,304 RED: Wait, there's a second impostor? 260 00:11:28,435 --> 00:11:30,306 PURPLE: And it wasn't Heracles' fault 261 00:11:30,437 --> 00:11:32,395 that things went wrong, like someone was saying. 262 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:33,570 [all yell] 263 00:11:33,701 --> 00:11:34,876 - BLACK: Oh, hey, Yellow. - [Yellow shouts] 264 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,007 - RED: Yellow? - YELLOW: Cyan! 265 00:11:36,138 --> 00:11:37,357 - BLACK: Cyan? - GREEN: No, Yellow. 266 00:11:37,444 --> 00:11:39,359 YELLOW: No, Cyan! Cyan's dead! 267 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,012 [all gasp] 268 00:11:43,406 --> 00:11:45,365 ♪ ♪ 269 00:11:48,672 --> 00:11:50,587 ♪ ♪ 270 00:12:22,924 --> 00:12:24,578 Keybot, Keybot, Keybot. Keybot. 271 00:12:24,752 --> 00:12:26,884 Chirp.